The original band of four loyal contestants can't quite believe they've aged ten years since innocently agreeing to take part in an online quiz that does absolutely nothing to contribute to world peace, famine reduction, saving whales or the pursuit of knowledge.

Over the years the number of contestants has increased in leaps and bounds from the first four trailblazers to a mind-boggling eight, all of whom regret the decision to take part every day of their bloody lives.

So relive those heady days of yesteryear in 2005 and 2006 when Jonathan Ross would do anything for a few bob and the GTI awards presentation evenings were the envy of the world.


Wednesday, 10 June 2015

GTI Awards 2006 - Progress Report 38

Oh dear. Mrs. Flagg says that Mr. Biggins has stepped in and decided that Mrs. Williams’s idea of just two different colours for the backstage doilies (green for access all areas, red for access all areas except the VIP lounge), is too simple and simply won’t work without more restrictions. 

I said I didn’t know we had a VIP lounge but Mr. Biggins says he’s working on it and anyway where did I think Mr. Ross would be? 

I said I thought he’d already been allocated the corridor between the stage and the Gents toilets for his green room and Mr. Biggins said so he has, so he has but that’s not a VIP lounge is it? Mr. Ross won’t want every bugger crowding into his green corridor will he? No, there’ll have to be a VIP lounge for everyone else. 

I can’t help thinking that Mr. Biggins is getting a little carried away with the sense of occasion here and for the life of me can’t see where the VIP lounge could be established but Mr. Biggins says it will all come out in the wash whatever that means.

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