The original band of four loyal contestants can't quite believe they've aged ten years since innocently agreeing to take part in an online quiz that does absolutely nothing to contribute to world peace, famine reduction, saving whales or the pursuit of knowledge.

Over the years the number of contestants has increased in leaps and bounds from the first four trailblazers to a mind-boggling eight, all of whom regret the decision to take part every day of their bloody lives.

So relive those heady days of yesteryear in 2005 and 2006 when Jonathan Ross would do anything for a few bob and the GTI awards presentation evenings were the envy of the world.


Wednesday, 10 June 2015

GTI Awards 2006 - Progress Report 15

External intercom still not working properly. 

Mr. Biggins likes to think it is by shouting very loudly from his office so that he can be heard outside the front door of the club. 

I, in turn, have to shout very loudly back. This state of affairs cannot be allowed to go on but unfortunately Mr. Biggins’ PR staff just agree with everything he says and does. 

Mr. Biggins does not seem to be with the rest of us in the real world anymore. 

I didn’t know Mr. Biggins had any PR staff but Mrs. Flagg says he doesn’t really. 

The only people who act as yes men are the four alcoholic brothers from the funny family who live in a caravan in Mr. Walter’s field and they’re in the club all day every day agreeing with him just for the chance of a free extra rum and pep.

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