The original band of four loyal contestants can't quite believe they've aged ten years since innocently agreeing to take part in an online quiz that does absolutely nothing to contribute to world peace, famine reduction, saving whales or the pursuit of knowledge.

Over the years the number of contestants has increased in leaps and bounds from the first four trailblazers to a mind-boggling eight, all of whom regret the decision to take part every day of their bloody lives.

So relive those heady days of yesteryear in 2005 and 2006 when Jonathan Ross would do anything for a few bob and the GTI awards presentation evenings were the envy of the world.


Wednesday, 10 June 2015

GTI Awards 2006 - Progress Report 14

Three weeks to go and Yalding Bridge is still in a mess. 

It seems the Gas Board have hit some unexpected snags like finding the gas main isn’t where they thought it was and the whole damn thing could take a further four weeks to sort out. 

Mrs. Flagg has lost so much weight as a result of her three mile detour and is getting to work so exhausted we’re beginning to worry about her abilities as chief bouncer and may revisit this at a later date. 

At last I managed to see Mr. Biggins. 

He was climbing out of his store room window after realising he had an appointment to see me but fortunately as I was early I was able to call to him as I approached the club. 

The internal decoration for the big night has been finalised and the red noses and moustaches have been jettisoned in favour of glasses and beards. 

All that remains now is the formulisation of the menu which Mr. Biggins says will be so good it will make your eyes pop out.

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