Channel 4 is sending Mr. Ross’s PR team down to assess the security arrangements.
I assured them they had nothing to worry about as Mrs. Flagg will be on the door and she frightens the hell out of me but they are insisting on coming.
Meanwhile the Social Club’s re-furbishment for the big night is in full swing. Mr. Biggins still doesn’t appear to have got the hang of his intercom and kept me waiting outside the club yet again while he tried to establish who I was and who I wanted to see.
He kept rushing out of the front door to test the call button by pressing it and rushing back inside to see if the little red light on his desk lit up.
I didn’t even know he had a desk but Mrs. Flagg says he doesn’t really, he’s just moved the bingo table into the store room.
I mentioned the Ch 4 security issues but Mr. Biggins dismissed them with a wave of his big fat cigar saying that once his intercom was working properly Mr. Ross will be as safe as houses.
I didn’t even know he smoked cigars but Mrs. Flagg says he doesn’t, he just waves them at people after seeing a documentary on Ch 4 yesterday about rich and famous people.
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