Mr. Biggins says that as the final result of the championship is so finely poised he feels that we should make the most of the situation by giving the Big Night more oomph as he puts it.
He has been talking to the committee members and he intends to intersperse the evening’s events with various cabaret performances. Mrs. Flagg says he got the idea from watching The Brits Awards the other night and thinks a bit of controversy would do the Big Night no harm at all.
It’s all about ratings, ratings, ratings Mr. Biggins says. I said that was all very well but I hoped the acts would not be too controversial as we could get the plug pulled and be replaced on the night with three hours of repeats of The Vicar of Dibley Christmas Specials and that would never do.
Mrs. Flagg says she’s tried to find out what Mr. Biggins’ plans are for the cabaret but when she asks all he does is wink and tap his nose. I am getting increasingly concerned that Mr. Biggins is going to spring the cabaret on us live on the night giving us no time to approve the acts beforehand.
My left eye is starting to twitch again.
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