The original band of four loyal contestants can't quite believe they've aged ten years since innocently agreeing to take part in an online quiz that does absolutely nothing to contribute to world peace, famine reduction, saving whales or the pursuit of knowledge.

Over the years the number of contestants has increased in leaps and bounds from the first four trailblazers to a mind-boggling eight, all of whom regret the decision to take part every day of their bloody lives.

So relive those heady days of yesteryear in 2005 and 2006 when Jonathan Ross would do anything for a few bob and the GTI awards presentation evenings were the envy of the world.


Wednesday, 10 June 2015

GTI Awards 2006 - Progress Report 32

Mr. Biggins says that to avoid walking through Mr. Ross’s green room, anyone needing the gents toilet on the big night will have to walk behind the bar through the kitchen and out round the back and climb in through the frosted glass window in cubicle one. 

Mr. Biggins doesn’t think that should be much of a problem unless of course cubicle one is occupied in which case he advises be confident, act naturally and avoid eye contact. After all he says it’s only for one night and you may even make new friends. 

Old Mr. Roundtree says he might have trouble cocking his leg over the window sill so would it be all right if he brought along something to stand on. 

Mr. Biggins says he’s not to worry as Mrs. Flagg will be crouching around the area in her role as security officer so he can stand on her if he gets into difficulties. 

All I can say is I hope Mr. Ross appreciates the effort being put in to accommodate him that’s all.  

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