As with last year, it is a black tie event and I would be grateful if all nominees would let me know soonest the names of and how many guests they will be bringing bearing in mind that Mr. Biggins will be providing six wonky tables, thirty-six chairs with a full complement of legs, six three-legged chairs, four low coffee tables and twenty tall bar stools.
Mr. Biggins says the twenty tall bar stools will fit exactly round the low coffee tables but old Mr. Roundtree says be careful as he toppled over completely when reaching for his Guinness during the topless ladies darts last autumn.
He suggests tying your black tie around your ankles and to the stool as a suitable precaution.
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