Mrs. Flagg says she has been talking to her friend Mrs. Williams. Her husband, Mr. Williams, lost an arm in the great Yalding rebellion of 1948 when there was a punch-up in the club over whether new village residents i.e. those people who had lived in the village for less than 50 years, should be allowed in the club segregated into cages at each end of the bar or whether they should be hounded out, thrown into the backs of horse drawn carts and hung, drawn and quartered on the village green.
Common sense prevailed however and although no one could find Mr. Williams’s arm, everyone accepted that the hanging, drawing and quartering was a bit of a step too far and all agreed to just approve the hanging and drawing without the quartering.
Mrs. Flagg says that Mrs. Williams will be in charge of invites and backstage passes and has started to crochet small coloured doilies for hanging around the necks of celebrity guests and nominees. Mrs. Flagg says backstage access without the appropriately coloured doily will be absolutely impossible.
She says she’s working with Mrs. Williams to ensure the right colour coded doilies are distributed to the correct guests and nominees and will be letting you all know in the near future what to expect in the post.
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