The original band of four loyal contestants can't quite believe they've aged ten years since innocently agreeing to take part in an online quiz that does absolutely nothing to contribute to world peace, famine reduction, saving whales or the pursuit of knowledge.

Over the years the number of contestants has increased in leaps and bounds from the first four trailblazers to a mind-boggling eight, all of whom regret the decision to take part every day of their bloody lives.

So relive those heady days of yesteryear in 2005 and 2006 when Jonathan Ross would do anything for a few bob and the GTI awards presentation evenings were the envy of the world.


Wednesday, 10 June 2015

GTI Awards 2006 - Progress Report 29

Old Mr. Mayfield has recovered from the trauma he experienced last New Year’s Eve when the club ceiling collapsed on top of the full membership of Yalding’s Primrose Club and also when Mr. Biggins’ RSJ flattened him a few months later. 

He has restarted his interrupted rehabilitation programme by visiting the club once more. His psychiatrist has told him he must get back on his horse immediately i.e. he must stand under an RSJ as soon as possible otherwise he’ll never recover mentally. 

He’d clocked up a good two minutes without breaking down when one of Mr. Biggins’ two twelve foot concrete statues he’d erected at either end of the stage suddenly broke free from its moorings and pinned poor old Mr. Mayfield to the floor. 

Mrs. Flagg says that although poor old Mr. Mayfield needs extensive surgery to his crushed rib cage his lucky rabbit’s foot, which he carried everywhere, was found lying next to him completely unscathed and in perfect condition. 

Mr. Biggins says he never used to believe in all that lucky charm stuff before but he does now because how else can you explain it. 

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