Old Mr. Mayfield has recovered from the trauma he experienced last New Year’s Eve when the club ceiling collapsed on top of the full membership of Yalding’s Primrose Club and also when Mr. Biggins’ RSJ flattened him a few months later.
He has restarted his interrupted rehabilitation programme by visiting the club once more. His psychiatrist has told him he must get back on his horse immediately i.e. he must stand under an RSJ as soon as possible otherwise he’ll never recover mentally.
He’d clocked up a good two minutes without breaking down when one of Mr. Biggins’ two twelve foot concrete statues he’d erected at either end of the stage suddenly broke free from its moorings and pinned poor old Mr. Mayfield to the floor.
Mrs. Flagg says that although poor old Mr. Mayfield needs extensive surgery to his crushed rib cage his lucky rabbit’s foot, which he carried everywhere, was found lying next to him completely unscathed and in perfect condition.
Mr. Biggins says he never used to believe in all that lucky charm stuff before but he does now because how else can you explain it.
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