The original band of four loyal contestants can't quite believe they've aged ten years since innocently agreeing to take part in an online quiz that does absolutely nothing to contribute to world peace, famine reduction, saving whales or the pursuit of knowledge.

Over the years the number of contestants has increased in leaps and bounds from the first four trailblazers to a mind-boggling eight, all of whom regret the decision to take part every day of their bloody lives.

So relive those heady days of yesteryear in 2005 and 2006 when Jonathan Ross would do anything for a few bob and the GTI awards presentation evenings were the envy of the world.


Wednesday, 10 June 2015

GTI Awards 2006 - Progress Report 30

Mr. Ross’s PR people have been on the phone again with a further set of demands. 

I do hope they are not going to think we will be a pushover for blackmail just because the awards evening is getting ever closer. Mr. Ross now says he wants a green room set up where he can relax and entertain his friends before, during and after the ceremony. 

I said I would check with Mr. Biggins. 

Mr. Biggins says that if necessary Mrs. Dixon could clean out the other store room by the Gents where the empty kegs and other bar rubbish is kept. Mrs. Flagg says she can’t see Mrs. Dixon finding the time as she seems to be permanently employed in Mr. Biggins’ store room. 

The only problem with this idea is that the second store room is on a direct route from the bar to the Gents toilets so Mr. Ross and his friends would be permanently bothered by club members walking through on the way for a pee. 

Mr. Biggins’ says don’t worry he’ll work round it. 

Mr. Ross’s people want the green room painted blue, the blue curtains replaced with red ones, the red tablecloth changed to white and the white ceiling painted green. 

He wants bowls of Smarties with all the orange ones taken out, he wants his own personal chef on hand at all times in case he feels peckish, he will be faxing through his list of food and drink at a later stage as he says piccalilli doesn’t agree with him and he doesn’t do stairs.

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