The original band of four loyal contestants can't quite believe they've aged ten years since innocently agreeing to take part in an online quiz that does absolutely nothing to contribute to world peace, famine reduction, saving whales or the pursuit of knowledge.

Over the years the number of contestants has increased in leaps and bounds from the first four trailblazers to a mind-boggling eight, all of whom regret the decision to take part every day of their bloody lives.

So relive those heady days of yesteryear in 2005 and 2006 when Jonathan Ross would do anything for a few bob and the GTI awards presentation evenings were the envy of the world.


Wednesday, 10 June 2015

GTI Awards 2006 - Progress Report 13

Mr. Ross’s people were on the phone to Mr. Biggins today asking for the meat raffle ticket prices. 

Mr. Biggins’ secretary assured them that it would be no more than a pound a book or 10p a ticket. 

I think this is an indication of Jonathan’s commitment to the evening and a last minute no show is obviously not on the cards. 

I didn’t even know Mr. Biggins had a secretary but Mrs. Flagg says he has if you count the hours Mrs. Dixon the widow from across the bridge spends in his store room with him. 

I said I thought Mrs. Dixon was the cleaning lady. 

This sent Mrs. Flagg into a sort of cackling hysteria as if I’d just told the funniest joke in the world. 

She started winking and hopping about while lifting her dress above her knees with a knowing look. 

I still haven’t managed to see Mr. Biggins lately. 

He insists his office door is always open but only when he’s not there.

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