The original band of four loyal contestants can't quite believe they've aged ten years since innocently agreeing to take part in an online quiz that does absolutely nothing to contribute to world peace, famine reduction, saving whales or the pursuit of knowledge.

Over the years the number of contestants has increased in leaps and bounds from the first four trailblazers to a mind-boggling eight, all of whom regret the decision to take part every day of their bloody lives.

So relive those heady days of yesteryear in 2005 and 2006 when Jonathan Ross would do anything for a few bob and the GTI awards presentation evenings were the envy of the world.


Wednesday, 10 June 2015

GTI Awards 2006 - Final Progress Report 42

A few timely reminders to all nominees and their guests:

A crouching walk will be required at all times.

Do not look at Mr. Ross in a funny way

Do not speak to Mr. Ross unless spoken to first.

Do not speak to Mr. Ross in a funny way.

Do not mention oranges to Mr. Ross.

Do not go to the Gents unless it can be avoided.

Do not laugh and point at Mr. Ross in his crash helmet.

Do not laugh and point at Mr. Ross when he starts talking like a Dalek.

Do remember your large print ID card and coloured doily
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