The original band of four loyal contestants can't quite believe they've aged ten years since innocently agreeing to take part in an online quiz that does absolutely nothing to contribute to world peace, famine reduction, saving whales or the pursuit of knowledge.

Over the years the number of contestants has increased in leaps and bounds from the first four trailblazers to a mind-boggling eight, all of whom regret the decision to take part every day of their bloody lives.

So relive those heady days of yesteryear in 2005 and 2006 when Jonathan Ross would do anything for a few bob and the GTI awards presentation evenings were the envy of the world.


Wednesday, 10 June 2015

GTI Awards 2006 - Progress Report 35

Apparently the four alcoholic brothers from the funny family who live in a caravan have volunteered to act as stewards for the Big Night. Their role for the evening will be to stand in front of the stage and prevent any excitable members of the audience from launching themselves at Mr. Ross or special guests. 

Mr. Biggins has told them to stand in a line with their backs to the stage at all times so as to quickly spot any trouble makers particularly from the GTI contingent. This way anyone actually on the stage will be able to pull funny faces at the brothers without fear of a good hiding as the four brothers can be extremely violent after a day’s quota of rum and peps. 

Mr. Biggins seems to think everything has now been covered for the Big Night except for the lighting. 

 All of a sudden I am feeling quite confident about the whole thing at last.
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