The original band of four loyal contestants can't quite believe they've aged ten years since innocently agreeing to take part in an online quiz that does absolutely nothing to contribute to world peace, famine reduction, saving whales or the pursuit of knowledge.

Over the years the number of contestants has increased in leaps and bounds from the first four trailblazers to a mind-boggling eight, all of whom regret the decision to take part every day of their bloody lives.

So relive those heady days of yesteryear in 2005 and 2006 when Jonathan Ross would do anything for a few bob and the GTI awards presentation evenings were the envy of the world.


Wednesday, 10 June 2015

GTI Awards 2006 - Progress Report 16

Old Mrs. Turner has been given responsibility for our big night’s evening meal and came in this morning to share her thoughts on the menu. 

Mr. Biggins says there will be no expense spared in this department and he has already decided to have not one but two jars of pickled eggs on each and every table. 

Old Mrs. Turner suddenly seemed to panic on hearing this and when pressed she said that as her recipes were all created on a pickled egg basis as handed down through generations of her family, she thought that two jars of pickled eggs on the table might be seen by some as something of an overkill. 

Mr. Biggins, however, pulled rank and insisted the two jars would stand and old Mrs. Turner will just have to use piccalilli instead. With a few hasty scribbles to the piece of paper in her hand, old Mrs. Turner announced the following:

To start: Duo of Seasonal Fish Cakes in a Piccalilli Sauce
Or
Pickled Egg Mayonnaise

Main Course: Piccalilli Chicken with Piccalilli Gravy
Or
Beef Piccalilli

All served with a panache of carrots, an explosion of peas, sauté potatoes nestling on a bed of roses and runner beans so posh that a silly word hasn’t been thought up for them yet.


Sweet will be pickled eggs dipped in a succulent home made chocolate sauce with piccalilli ice cream followed by cheese and biscuits and a sick bag.

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